I get as happy with cornmeal mush as I do with ice cream
as happy with gallo pinto as with organic rainforest dark chocolate
as happy with peppermint tea as with Cabernet Sauvignon
as happy with a simple cotton thrift-store dress as with an haute couture creation
as happy with a humble apartment as with a mansion
Hayes was Ohio's favorite son
Who took an election he never won.
The dirty election of Seventy-Six
Was fixed with many political tricks.
His wife was nicknamed Lemonade Lucy
'Cause her White House was never boozy.
Hayes reformed the civil service
Which made his enemies rather nervous.
They love him down Paraguay way;
They named a state Presidente Hayes.
So that's our nineteenth president
Who made big changes in government.